So I finished my novel. I worked on my query. I knew I would be rejected by literary agents. I even knew it wouldn’t feel good. But I wasn’t ready for it to feel so bad.

So very very very bad…

On another note, even as a little kid I didn’t buy it: Hold up, Frodo and Bilbo. You don’t really want to go be the only two hobbits in a land of elves forever (foreverever) in super serious, exclusive elf land. I think you are signing up for an immortality of boringness, yes?